ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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