Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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