I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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