Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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