I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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