When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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