she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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