apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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