You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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