I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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