Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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