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he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my being single is dangerous.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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