So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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