it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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