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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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