Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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