Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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