is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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