Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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