If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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Of course I have a pirate flag
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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