farters have to be the big spoon...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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