Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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