they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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