I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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this hospital has no fireball
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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