Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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