So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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