so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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