I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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