Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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