It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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