Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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