my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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