CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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