I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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