Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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