I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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