I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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