My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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