Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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