I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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