It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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