Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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