the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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