I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I can't put those talents on a resume
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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