; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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