I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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