Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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