I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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