party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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