is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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